Undeadifying myself

No, I’m not dead. Yes, I did watch SGDQ 2018. I don’t need a reminder that I used to post about every other GDQ lately but not this one. I suppose there’s nobody around to remind me, though, is there?

Anyway, I felt I should write something on this here blog instead of just letting it sit around dead. I haven’t forgotten about it; I have merely not had anything to write about. Generally, I like to jot down my thoughts as to whether I like or dislike a game I have recently played, but there have been no games that have managed to pique my interest as of late. It is, therefore, my duty to inform the masses of this very conundrum, except it’s not a conundrum at all, but simply my inane ramblings and pretentious choice of wording that block the way for anything even remotely resembling a coherent thought.

So, what have I been doing as far as games go? Not a lot, to be frank; there has been a little playing Grim Dawn, but I found myself uninterested after a couple hours, as the grind just got too grindy for me. The vast majority of my time playing games has been spent grinding through Euro Truck Simulator 2. Honestly, it’s the only game that has managed to keep me playing. Maybe I’m getting too old for this shit, but all the nonsense games these days just don’t hold up for me.

Seriously, what the fuck is up with all the battle royale games? Can someone please start a new trend, already? I thought trends came and went, but this battle royale garbage has clogged the system a bit too long, now. Everybody is out there playing Fortnite, PLAYERUNKNOWN’S BATTLEGROUNDS (ALL-CAPS!) and whatever other shitty battle royale games there are. It’s like neither the players nor the developers actually know that there are other genres to pick from, but, no, let’s just go with the flow and make something completely unoriginal that has no point nor purpose and which has absolutely no substance to the gameplay; it doesn’t matter, because it makes us money thanks to those fucking normies!

Never minding what I just blurted scribbled out, I’m trying to grind all the achievements for Euro Truck Simulator 2, because I need to have at least one game all the achievements of which I have completed*, and it appears to me that it is the most likely and least tedious candidate of the games I have anything resembling an interest in to one-hundred-percent, so that’s what I intend to do, assuming I can ever get that God damn Pathfinder achievement that’s taking an eternity. Fucking modular intersections! Why couldn’t the new ones just automatically fill out whenever you pass them so that I wouldn’t have to keep driving back and forth to fill them in!

Whatever; end of post.

JUST KIDDING! HERE IS A POST SCRIPTUM!

* That was a very clumsily written sentence, to be honest. Whatever. It’s not grammatically incorrect, as far as I’m aware, so I don’t give a flying shit!

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