Oh, look! The AGDQ 2018 schedule is up!

And it’s absolute garbage. What is this? Is this supposed to be a joke? Either these are all games I don’t give a shit about, or the good games will be run in the middle of the fucking night on weekdays. That’s just great.

Not that it matters, anyway—the damn event has been a clusterfuck the last year. First of all, what PC dumbasses are in charge of the chat rules? Honestly, it’s like a fucking kindergarten, where saying booboo words is a severe no-no. haHAA, it’s like they’re offended or something. This wouldn’t even be a problem if everything else wasn’t so cringy, especially the way it was this summer. Holy hell, if that repeats, I’m out.

But, seriously, the only good games this year are:

  • Crash Bandicoot N. Sane Trilogy,
  • Ratchet & Clank,
  • The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim,
  • Yooka-Laylee,
  • LittleBigPlanet 2,
  • Resident Evil 7: Biohazard,
  • Silent Hill,
  • Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga,
  • Super Mario Sunshine,
  • Dishonored,
  • Spelunky (HD),
  • Super Mario Galaxy,
  • Super Monkey Ball, and
  • Kirby: Canvas Curse.

This is a fair list, but I can’t watch most of these because they’ll either be run in the middle of the night, in the morning or around noon, all times upon which I’ll be busy. Missing out on stuff that doesn’t suck is my favorite pastime!

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