… I would just like to take some time off to write this post that I may wish you all a happy new year of 2017. Hopefully it will be as thrilling a year as 2016. And maybe I’ll stop being a lazy dickwad and actually write something of value instead of spewing my bullshit every waking second of the time spent writing a post.
Anyway, Happy New Year to all!
Disregard this post if it’s already 2017 where you live or if 2017 is already a worldwide phenomenon.