How about “no”? Your garbage deal doesn’t benefit anybody but yourselves, you greedy, fat executive fucks. You’re apparently going to withdraw the opportunity for non-preorderers to play as “Chaos Warriors” in the upcoming “Total War: Warhammer”, aren’t you? I’m speaking to you, Sega, or whoeverthefuck is in charge of this bullshit. Not that you will read this, of course; this is simply my pathetic attempt at sounding even mildly rhetorically proficient to make the blog post, say, a tad more entertaining to read for the few folk actually reading this.
Right: moving away from a less repulsively pretentious style onto a colloquial one. Seriously, just don’t buy into this. Please. I’m not a fan of the Total War series – I mean, for fuck’s sake, I only own and have ever played Shogun 2 – but don’t sit there and believe for one second that I haven’t had enough lectures from various YouTubers and the like teaching me and others about the importance of stopping this absolute cancer on the gaming industry. We’ve got a load of games with DLC bullshit like this, and if we don’t stop it now, it’s only going to get worse. Do you really want another “Bullshit Blood Pack™”? How about another dozen of those? Per game. As in: you have to buy a blood pack for every race, unit or whatever.
Does it sound like a good idea to check out some of the links I have proveded thee below? It better.
- Angry Joe – Total War: Warhammer Pre-Order & DLC Angry Rant!
- Arch Warhammer – Total War Warhammer Pre-Order DLC rant
- PC Gamer – Total War: Warhammer release date set, first DLC adds Chaos Warriors
- Change.org – Make Total War™: WARHAMMER® Complete On Release