Sporcle – Quiz Oracle

Lately, for the last few months, I have regularly visited Sporcle and done a couple thousand quizzes. For those of you not in the know, Sporcle is a website where you can make your own quizzes and have people play them, rate them and favorite them. It’s kind of like Happy Wheels except it doesn’t suffer from the PewDiePie Retardation Syndrome just yet.

Anyhow, my point is the community is absolute garbage. A lot of times, I see genuine questions in the comments sections that are voted down into oblivion and back just because they asked a question. I don’t know why, but I get the feeling this website is full of boastful and self-proclaimed “pimp” shitstains that actually believe they know what they’re talking about.

Then there’s the “omg 34 seconds left biatchezz”-kind of people. I don’t give a flying fuck about you, your knowledge, your typing speed or the girth of your dick. I only care about what I score on the quiz. Nobody needs to hear your oh-so-special “score”.

Further have we the idiots who vote 5 “bulbs” on quizzes that have no reason to be voted even 2 “bulbs”. More often than not, I end up voting 2 or 3 on most quizzes. If the quiz sucks saggy donkey nutsack that’s full of shit, I vote 1. If it’s an original quiz with an interesting design, I vote 4. If the quiz ends up actually being fun as well as moderately challenging ON A SANE SCALE, I vote it a 5. Don’t vote another fucking “Can you name the words that rhyme with ‘shit’?”-quiz 4 and 5 bulbs, you fucking idiots! There are hundreds of those already!

I suppose that’s it. I don’t really have anything else to rant about. The website functions okay, even though it’s been running like shit lately. It does notwithstanding deliver a bit of fun at the faggy quasi-prison called “school” at times. That is, when it doesn’t run like shit, of course.