Otherwise known as PewDiePie… I am holding a grudge against him… Not because he is famous… Well, not JUST because of that. No, it’s far worse. My problem with him, is that there are THREE problems about him!

  1. His voice. It sounds like a fucking meat grinder, a guy vomiting, and the sound you get by scraping a fork against a plate MASHED TOGETHER. Whenever he comes up with this stupid voice of his (like “Hello, everyone! This is POOOOOOODYPAIIIII!!!!!”), it’s like even the microphone starts squirming.
  2. His stupid behavior, stupid memes, stupid face, and stupid voice are ruining the Let’s Play community. There are other Let’s Players out there struggling to get to grab a hold onto the LP-train. Unfortunately, dickheads like this guy won’t let them. (By “like this guy”, I mean guys like Tobuscus, UberHaxorNova, and others. PDP is, by far, the worst of the lot, though.)
  3. His fanboys are completely brainwashed!

You think I’m jealous? First of all, learn the meaning of the word jealous. Let me define jealous for you (from the Wiktionary):


  1. Suspecting rivalry in love; troubled by worries that one might have been replaced in someone’s affections; suspicious of a lover or spouse’s fidelity. [from 13th c.]
  2. Protective, zealously guarding, careful in the protection of something one has or appreciates. [from 14th c.]
  3. Envious; feeling resentful of someone for a perceived advantage, material or otherwise. [from 14th c.]
  4. Suspectingsuspicious.

No. 3 is irrelevant, as the article clearly states the word “envy” is the right use here.

Now, let’s define “envy”:


  1. Resentful desire of something possessed by another or others (but not limited to material possessions). [from 13th c.]
  2. (obsoleteHatredenmity, ill-feeling.

So, really, “jealousy”, simply put, is the state of being upset because someone took something from you. “Envy” is the state of being upset because others have something you do not (and never did).

SO! Enough chit-chat about English grammar and words, let’s get on with the real question:

“Are you just jealous at PDP. You must be!”

No. I am not jealous at PDP. First of all, it’s a lot of work. Second, I actually feel sorry for him; he’s completely retarded and he just won’t realize it himself. I’m not even the only one thinking such things:

There are many more, but I can’t be bothered adding more right now. It’s getting late, so I better go to bed.

Bottom line:


also this very bad blogpost is


7 comments on “PooDyPai

  1. dakota chastain says:

    i agree with you, i have watched some of this videos in the future an i wanted to kick a baby.

  2. rudeguygames says:

    Fuck’s sake, he has reached close to 9 million subscribers in 8 months…

  3. rudeguygames says:

    This is so unbelievably cringe.

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